STRETTA

Hello Strettites! It's been way too long since I sent out a dispatch!  The judge finally lifted the gag order, and I can now discuss Stretta in public again.  There have been many changes in Strettaland.  First, long-time Stretta vocalist, Debra, has moved on to greener pastures.  ...Read More...

Greetings Strettitos! I thought I would share with you some highlights from Stretta's recent tour of the great state of Alabama. Our journey began in Huntsville. We had come down to play a wedding reception in a barn. That's right, a barn. It's not the first time we've played in a barn, either. ...Read More...

Greetings Strettites! The Stretta Band was back in full force this past weekend! It was good to have the gang back. Ray Balz had recently completed his court-ordered community service for what the circuit judge deemed the "most blatant abuse of the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny Honor System that ...Read More...

Hey Strettites and all Fried-food and Fructose Fans! I haven't abandoned you. Though it has been many moons since I've written, you've been constantly in my thoughts. So don't cry for me, Argentina.  The Stretta Band rolls on through thick and thin.  As always, the obstacles are many, the ...Read More...

Greetings Strettites, It's been a long time since I've written. The Strettaband has been traveling the world over. The Rock and Roll (and French fry) odyssey has continued. And like the wandering Odysseus, we faced many perils, overcame insurmountable obstacles, witnessed many strange and ...Read More...

Hey Strettites, This past weekend saw the band roll up to Cincinnati, OH for the first of two glorious weekends at the Argosy Casino. We were without the services of Ray Balz for this show (Ok, go ahead, make all the "Stretta's got no Balz" jokes that you want). Raymond was in Atlantic ...Read More...

Hey Strettites! It was yet another weekend of debauchery, hedonism, and fried foods for the Stretta gang.  Friday night found our heroes playing the Bunganut Pig in Murfreesboro, TN.  The highlight of the evening was probably the drunken, young lady who fell over the monitor and lay spread-eagle ...Read More...